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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:06

Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What do you love doing for fun?
Next, they tried...
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were doing something private?
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
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Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way