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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why are Republicans so brainwashed and oblivious to the fact that a lot of the price increases going on right now is due to corporate greed, not inflation?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Why is Harry Sisson such a whiny hypocrite? He complained about President Trump going to the Super Bowl "costing millions of taxpayers' dollars," but not a word when Taylor Swift, another multimillionaire, did the same thing.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Sean “Diddy” Combs Demands Sex-Trafficking Trial Be Tossed Out Over “Prosecutorial Misconduct” - Deadline

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is facing trial — and these eccentric sketch artists - The Washington Post

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Samsung Galaxy S25 Edge is now available for purchase in the US - GSMArena.com news - GSMArena.com

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Millions of Eggs Recalled After CDC Ties Them to a Massive Salmonella Outbreak Across 9 States - Food & Wine

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What do you love doing for fun?

Next, they tried...

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were doing something private?

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Post-COVID Fatigue: Is Your Gut To Blame? - SciTechDaily

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Logitech Announces Two New Accessories for WWDC - MacRumors